THE TurkeyHat Sweet

Aaron Burr was a Dick

Nate sent this to me.  Funny as shit

TV

There's nothing on TV. It sucks. American Gladiators is no different than its pathetic, crystal pepsi fueled father from the early 90's... costumes and set included. I will say that the new Nerf Missile Gun looks pretty damn intimidating. The Sarah Conner Chronicles... I think after three movies we've realized that the whole cyborgs in time travel can go on forever and making a good terminator with a vagina won't help its excuse for existence... unless it was a Teddy Ruxpin (I've already written the pitch). LOST will be back this month, thank god, but for only 6 episodes leaving me to wonder not what is on the island but why the fuck Hurley hasn't lost weight. But when LOST's season ends so will The Wire. And I'm not talking the end of the season but the end of the series. It's been the only show on tv in the past 5-6 years that's been damn near perfect. For those of you who haven't seen, but can't sit through the entire series here is a 4 season catch-up courtesy of HBO leading you right up to Season 5 (Currently on HBO on Demand and Sunday nights at 9).

Oh no you di'n't

Ding Dong, Ding Dong, yo

As Obese Population Rises, More Candidates Courting The Fat Vote

Al Franken

I saw this ad for Franken's Senate run this weekend.  It's not funny, which is weird to see.  There are some other good Democrats running, so it'll be interesting.

ps - In addition to Franken, St. Louis Park is where the Coen brothers are from, as well as several other notorious people of the Jewish persuasion (aka St. Jewish Park).  We buy cat food there.  We may move there this summer.

Why you love my family...

...we're a little slow to assimilate.

This image is scanned from a history text about Slovaks in America.  Read the first full paragraph on the left.

Seems Vaguely Familiar

If I've ever been more reminded of Rich while watching a movie, I definitely can't say when.

Good site

Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians.  A funny site. 

On an unrelated note, my favorite part about this site is its Christmas-oriented theme.  I hope it stays like that forever.

The News

The news *should* have been that John and I went to see a 38th generation Shaolin Monk give a talk and a demonstration last night, but we forgot to bring a camera.

So, instead, here is a video of some of the new characters in the new release of Super Smash Brothers

Phantom Tollbooth

FYI - you can see the entire Phantom Tollbooth on youtube.  Not a bad way to kill time, ya'll.